{"product_id":"christmas-spirit-out-of-stock-vintage-christmas-oversized-tee","title":"Christmas Spirit: Out of Stock | Vintage Christmas Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCHRISTMAS SPIRIT: OUT OF STOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWe checked the stockroom. We checked the backorder list. We even asked management. Nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesigned like a battered 1970s department-store inventory tag, this tee officially documents the seasonal shortage nobody is talking about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eQuantity: zero. Backorder: no. Restock: unlikely. 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